Not too sure how I didn't hear about this one sooner: (found via The Anomalist)
New Lizard Man Scuttlebutt In South CarolinaOn Ida Lane in rural Lee County, they’re struggling to explain what took place Monday morning.
“I ran into the house and told my wife to call the police because something happened to the car,” explained Leon Marshall.
“The tooth marks went completely through the fender,” added his wife Ada.
Early that morning the Marshall’s woke up to find their car mauled by something.
“That’s metal! And it just bent it up. Like it was a piece of tissue paper,” said Ada.
The question is by what?
“We have no idea. No idea. No idea what-so-ever.”
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The best thing about this is that I don't live all that far from Lee County. Perhaps this is a chance for yours truly to do some actual in the field research. Which will hopefully turn out better than Messie.